Themes

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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2 days ago with 43,630 notes

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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3 days ago with 732,452 notes

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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3 days ago with 65,537 notes

things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

(Source: dancersaurus, via gottalovebeingafangirl)

3 days ago with 202,013 notes

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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3 days ago with 406,524 notes

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

(Source: grebnesieh, via swallowyourtears)

3 days ago with 264,699 notes