why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

(via ziambuttsex)

6 days ago with 32,273 notes


"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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6 days ago with 291,160 notes


2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via petcanadian)

6 days ago with 242,417 notes


wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via z3ro-h3ro)

6 days ago with 478,640 notes
You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

1 week ago with 275,756 notes


growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend


(via d4isy-xo)

1 week ago with 229,535 notes


don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via d4isy-xo)

1 week ago with 562,332 notes